Are you visiting my old pals in Newcastle? Give them my best regards. Have to say, I'd have chosen the Hilton.
By the way, if you're looking for a recommendation, try Mussel's Bar - it's just over the bridge from the Hilton, on the Gateshead side. It's pretty reasonable if you like seafood.
Bit worried about you bunking up with a colleague. Hope Adrian's snoring isn't bothering you *8)
Katy
· 3 years ago
Doing a quick google brings up their website's description:
"Mal Life. You are the moon. We are the stars. You are the Morecambe. We are the wise. Stay in any of our hotels and see why we dare to be different."
How dare they use M&W's name in vain!
Andy C
· 3 years ago
You beat me to it. These very words are also inscribed on the key wallet. When the waiter asked me for my room number, I took great delight in reading the words out loud for his enjoyment.
Oh and another thing. The lift speaks in 'en Francais' and not Geordie.
Miss Maison
· 2 years ago
the malmaison is a four star deluxe hotel. you are lucky u can stay there. do u alway find a problem with everything? do u think its funny to make sarcastic comments about everything? u sound like a real pratt.
Chappy
· 1 year ago
Hohoho, Geordie stereotypes, how original.
Andy C
· 1 year ago
Stop moaning. You found what you were looking for: 'malmaison translation'.
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By the way, if you're looking for a recommendation, try Mussel's Bar - it's just over the bridge from the Hilton, on the Gateshead side. It's pretty reasonable if you like seafood.
Bit worried about you bunking up with a colleague. Hope Adrian's snoring isn't bothering you *8)
"Mal Life. You are the moon. We are the stars. You are the Morecambe. We are the wise. Stay in any of our hotels and see why we dare to be different."
How dare they use M&W's name in vain!
Oh and another thing. The lift speaks in 'en Francais' and not Geordie.
do u alway find a problem with everything? do u think its funny to make sarcastic comments about everything?
u sound like a real pratt.